Thursday, September 25, 2008

Thursday Thirteen #12 --- One Too Many Drinks

My Thursday Thirteen was not created by me this week. I recieved it via email, but found it too funny and too true not to pass along. I think I am extremely guilty of number two and number six. But then I don't have to be drinking to do them.


WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING 'WOO-HOO!' IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S
BUTT AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE HOMELESS HOOKERS THAN THE GODDESSES WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO ..

5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.

6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE 'OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!'

7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.

8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE VODKA.

10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (OR THE MOP?)

11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT
13. This one is up to you. What is that really embarrassing thing that happens every time you tip the bottle just a little too many times?
NOW IF YOU DIDN'T SMILE READING THIS THEN YOU NEED TO LOOSEN UP A BIT AND MAYBE GO OUT AND PARTY. BUT IF YOU DO, CALL ME -- I'LL GO WITH YOU. ;0

12 comments:

Monday through Sunday said...

LOL ~ how funny! I must be drunk even when I am not drinking..lol If it isn't my purse it is my keys or cell phone. :)

Journeywoman said...

I got drunk on my 21st birthday while in Ireland. I was so blasted that I gave a pound (about $1.50 back then) to "The Irish Children." My friends later told me it was the IRA.

I was so drunk I tried to get it back!!! (my friends managed to get me away.)

I never got that smashed again.

storyteller said...

Thanks for the chuckles this morning. I’ve not seen this one so I’m glad you passed it along … just because.
Hugs and blessings,

LceeL said...

LOL. Several times. I really, really like number 7. Gives me some insights into the course I should pursue.

Qtpies7 said...

I don't talk about my worst drinking experience, lol. But my husband got really drunk one New Years in Germany, thanks to some Germans who thought it was funny to keep sending trays of Alt Beer to our table, lol. When we got home and our neighbor had been robbed at knife point, my husband went out looking for the robber. Yep, not smart. He paid for it with alcohol poisoning, and he has never been drunk again.

Donna said...

Um... I never know where my purse or keys are... and I guess I am just like my mother because, I do #2 and #6 sober, too! :)

Oh, and I'm not telling... :D

Chris said...

Very funny list, I try to never get that drunk. Emphasis on the word try. :) Happy TT and thanks for stopping by.

Di said...

LOL!!!! I got this email last week and it's STILL just as funny!!!!!

Ms. Behaving said...

LOL....I love this list. :-)

For whatever its worth, you are definitely NOT the only guilty party...

[I've been guilty of #'s 4, 6, and 12 myself!]

Happy TT and Thanks for the visit!

~TAMY 3 Sides of Crazy~ said...

LOL is all I'll admit to!

Momisodes said...

ROFL!!! Oh man, I didn't make it past #2 without falling out of my chair! :)

#13- We can no longer apply lipstick...in a non-clownish fashion.

Hootin' Anni said...

Shhhhhhhhhhhh, don't tell anyone but, but...I HAVE kicked somebody's butt. LOL

Oh and #1 was just a great way to start your list. I was giggling from the get go.

Thanks for the visit and cool comment!!!